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| The Big Joe Blowup Doll |
Tall, fair-skinned and definitely not handsome, Big Joe will still find a way to charm your bachelorette party guests. The Big Joe blow up doll makes a great gag gift to enliven your bachelorette party. Big Joe is six feet tall, and has an seven inch penis. He's durable enough to withstand getting passed from girl to girl at your bachelorette party. Take him out to the bar for party games, or play with him right at home.
Price: 39.99
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| Penis Party Straws - Rainbow - 10 Straws |
We've sold flesh-colored penis straws for some time now. Then came along glow in the dark penis straws ... then bendy penis straws... but ho-hum those designs are all so pass�. What you need now is something vibrant, something new and edgy, something whimsical that will appeal to mass audiences...something...something...something like, gasp! penis straws in a rainbow of colors! Genius! This pack of 10 Penis Straws includes red, blue, green, yellow, and purple straws. And at this price, these unique straws are a bargain. Let your guests pick their favorite colors and sip on their beverage of choice. Perfect for a party at home ... or show them off at the bar!
Price: 4.79
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| Dicky Charms - Penis Candy Bracelet |
You're about to get married. You've got the dress, the ring, the veil, and a heartwarming set of vows. You feel pretty well prepared but the feeling tha something is off still lingers in the background. You rack and rack your mind until it hits you. YOUR WRISTS! They are bare and sullen. For your wedding day to go off smoothly this problem must be rectified. The Dicky Charms Bracelet is just what the doctor ordered. not only is it comprised of brightly colored wieners, but it can be eaten afterward. Delicious, tactful, and sophisticated, this candy bracelet can make your wedding day complete.
Price: 2.49
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| Bride Tank Top - White with Gemstones |
No one will forget who she is if she wears this White Bride Gem Tank Top. This 100 percent cotton, ribbed white tank top has the word "Bride" printed on it in small gems. It goes with any outfit, and your bachelorette can wear it anywhere. This White Bride Tank Top comes in size Large. It is ribbed and stretches, so it will fit most wearers.
Price: 19.99
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| Outta Control Table Cloth |
The Outta Control Table Cloth will protect the surface of the table from drink scuffs, spills, and penis cake frosting getting stuck in the cracks forever. What a handy item. That, or you can use the Bachelorette Outta Control Table Cloth as a wall decoration. This fun party table cloth measures 52" x 72".
Price: 2.99
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| Bachelorette Party Memories Picture Frame |
The Bachelorette Party Memories Frame is the prettiest way to immortalize the bride-to-be's last night as a single woman. The Bachelorette Party Memories Frame is hot pink with darker pink detail. A full color martini glass (complete with olive) and an engagement ring complete the look. The bachelorette party frame says, "Bachelorette Party Memories" across the top in white. It's perfect for a picture of the bridal party, or an awesome photo of the bachelorette. Get one Bachelorette Party Memories Frame for the bride, or grab a few so you can give great gifts to all the bridesmaids. Holds one 5 by 3.5 inch photo.
Price: 3.99
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| The Jack Rabbit Vibrator |
The Jack Rabbit Vibrator was made famous by Sex and the City. This vibrator is a great gift for the girl who loves the show, or any girl who's into the more sophisticated things in life. This pink and white, pearl lined vibrator was designed to stimulate her clitoris and G-spot. The Jack Rabbit is a real, high-quality vibrator that's sure to amuse your guests and embarrass your bachelorette! Some facts about the Jack Rabbit: The rabbit portion of the vibrator vibrates to flick over your clitoris. The soft, gel shaft undulates. Three-function wired remote (you can adjust both the speed of the rabbit and the oscillation of the shaft). Dancing pearls that vibrate and wiggle around the shaft, providing more vaginal stimulation. Long rabbit ears for intense clitoral stimulation. Hot pink color. This rabbit vibrator, The Jack Rabbit Vibrator, is made by California Exotic Novelties, a leader in the field. Takes three C batteries.
Price: 32.99
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| Wine Bottle Gift Bag With A Big Dick On It |
Oh, my. My, oh, my. What we have here is a gift bag for a bottle of wine. It has a penis along the length. Bottles of wine require long gift bags, you know. This has a long penis on it. Filthy. This is pure filth. Your bachelorette will love it.
Price: 2.99
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| Tiny Pecker Chocolate Candy Mold |
This Tiny Pecker Chocolate Candy Mold allows you to create tons of little chocolate penises to "Wow!" the girls at the Bachelorette Party! You can fill candy bowl up with them and leave them out for munching, or you could even put a few in mesh fabric with ribbons and hand them out in gift packages or leave them out on tables! However you decide to display them, they're sure to have your guests laughing! The tray makes 12 little chocolate peckers. And it's reusable. These little peckers measure 2" long, 5" wide in the shaft, and 1" wide in the balls.
Price: 3.99
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| Penis Jello Shot Molds |
Penis Jello Shot Molds were created especially for making perfect jello shots. We sell other ice cube trays that are excellent for making ice cubes but not so great for making jello shots. For years we have been unimpressed with the size of the jello shots that other trays produced. They just weren't large enough for our drinking purposes! This super-sized, penis-shaped jello shot mold is the perfect solution. The Penis Jello Shot Mold is about the size of a regular ice cube tray and it makes 4 LARGE ice cubes or four great jello shots. These jello shots are perfect for any bachelorette party! We suggest buying two trays and making the jello in small batches. When a batch is done setting, remove the jello shots from the mold, place them on a tray, cover with plastic wrap and make another batch. The jello shots will stay fresh for a day or so; after that they get sort of filmy. We're so happy that we finally have the perfect jello shot mold. Now we're going to have to make Penis Jello Shots to celebrate.
Price: 3.99
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| Big Gulp Dicky Drink Bottle |
This 16-ounce, penis-shaped sippy cup is a distinctive version of the refillable drink bottle! The Dicky Drink Bottle comes complete with a removable straw and cap. The easy-to-fill design makes this bottle better than older, messier models. We're warning you: every guest will want one of these exceptional cups. Big Gulp Dicky Drink Bottles make the perfect party favor for guests to take home and use again and again. The Big Gulp Dicky Drink Bottle is a hot way to sip a cool drink.
Price: 5.99
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| The Bachelorette Trivia Game |
The Bachelorette Trivia Game finds out how much the Bachelorette REALLY knows about sex and marriage! These 52 titillating questions will spice up any Bachelorette Party! Here are some examples of what's inside : How long was the longest erection recorded? A. 9" B. 10.5" C. 12" D. 13.5" Which of the following is a real adult film title? A. At Your Cervix Ma'am B. Let Me Mount Your Ways C. Dude, Where's My Dildo D. Bush Patrol What percentage of Women have an orgasm during sex? A. 30% B. 45% C. 60% D. 75% Quiz your Bachelorette and the rest of the girls at the party to find out these answers and more! Most of them are guaranteed to shock and surprise you! Actually, it would probably be a lot of fun to quiz strangers and hot guys at the bar!
Price: 5.99
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| Lover's Pasta |
Lover's Pasta makes your bachelorette party dinner naughty and hilarious. Lover's Pasta is made from 100% durum wheat, and tastes just like regular pasta. That is, until you start thinking about what you're eating. Lover's Pasta is shaped like couples in different sexual positions. Our favorites are the Tortellini Tongue Massage and the Clinging Canneloni. Play a game with your guests and see what names you can come up with. The Lover's Pasta Sexy Pasta Shapes contains five servings. We think you should serve it with olive oil and garlic, just so you don't cover up the action with tomato sauce. Or you could use a white Alfredo sauce, if you're feeling extra saucy. 8.8 Oz/ 250g
Price: 6.99
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| Girlfriend of the Bachelorette Name Tags - 16 |
The Girlfriend of the Bachelorette Name Tags help you avoid the confusion and embarrassment of forgetting your fellow party-goers' names. Also, they can help identify you to random people at the party or bar, as one of Bachelorette Party gang. Either that, or you could all come up with fake names for the night just for laughs. This way, if any numbers are given out, suitors will be calling around asking for "Frederique" or "Natasha." The name tags are bright pink stickers that have a place for you to write in your name under "Girlfriend of the Bachelorette." Includes 16 name tags.
Price: 1.99
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| Matron of Honor Tank - Black with Gemstones |
The Black Matron of Honor Tank with Silver Gems honors your Matron of Honor. The difference between a Maid of Honor and a Matron of Honor is that while a Maid of Honor is single, the Matron of Honor is married. The Black Matron of Honor Tank features silver gemstones that spell out, "Matron of Honor." This high-quality tank is stretchy and fits most. Honor your matron with this special shirt.
Price: 17.99
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| Party Favor Boxes |
Party Favor Boxes are small decorative boxes that you can fill with goodies for your guests to take home. Fill them with candy, light up rings, bead braclets, an ID pin or a shot glass. The pink Party Favor Boxes come six to a package and will fit small trinkets. To give you an idea of size, a shot glass would fit in one comfortably with a couple pieces of candy. 6 Party Favor Boxes per package.
Price: 3.49
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| Black Dicky Dining Set - 8 Sets |
The Black Dicky Dining Set lets you dig into your bachelorette party fare with twitterpated abandon. This set of silverware is perfect for African American brides or grooms. The Black Dicky Dining Set features 8 sturdy forks, knives and spoons. These brown bachelorette party utensils are simple, with just a slight penis embellishment on the tip of each piece of plasticware. Devour your cake or pizza in true bachelorette party style. 8 sets of plasticware.
Price: 5.49
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| Tickle His Pickle - A Book Of Great Penis-Pleasing Tips |
Tickle His Pickle is an informative and witty book for women by Sadie Allison. This book is a self-proclaimed penis instruction manual. You will learn how to seduce your man, give a great blow job or hand job, and what to do if he just can't get it up. Tickle His Pickle offers illustrations and is a very easy read. After reading this book, you too can be a penis genius--and your man will love you for it.
Price: 15.99
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| The Bachelorette Tiara |
The Bachelorette Party Tiara is a spectacular tiara for the bachelorette. The bachelorette will feel like a princess wearing this sparkling silver bachelorette tiara. Spelled out in sparkles on top of tiara is the word BACHELORETTE. Who wouldn't love to feel like a princess for a day? When you throw a bachelorette party, you need to make sure the bachelorette gets a lot of attention. This sparkling metal bachelorette tiara will make a great souvenir for the bachelorette to remember her last girls' night out. We sell other bachelorette attire that will make her outfit complete. If I could, I would wear my Bachelorette Tiara everyday. Click on the picture to see just how pretty it is.
Price: 7.99
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| What the Fuck Bar Cards |
The What the Fuck Bar Card Game is the perfect game for a crazy night out on the town. The What the Fuck Game will have you asking your friends hilarious, raunchy questions. This game is really out there, if you couldn't tell by the title. Here are some of the questions you will answer when you play What the Fuck: Would you be willing to lap up a shot of Vodka out of Player One's mouth for 10 free bottles of vodka? Would you be willing to nail shingles to your feet for a 1-in-4 chance to win your dream home? What business would you prefer to own? a) an adult diaper changing service b) an art studio where sculptures are made out of used vibrators and dildos The What the Fuck Bar Game contains over 200 original questions for your drunken minds to ponder. You can play with 2 or more players. Just take turns asking each other the outrageous questions. The rest of the players will use the game coins to guess the answer, and drink if they are incorrect. Includes: 108 game cards; 12 A/B coins.
Price: 7.19
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| Penis Cupcake Molds |
Use these Penis Cupcake Molds to make scrumptious bachelorette party snacks. You can make penis shaped cupcakes or Jell-O shots. This cupcake pan makes 6 cupcakes. The entire pan is 9 1/2 inches by 7 1/2 inches. Each of the six cupcakes will be 4 3/8 inches long, 2 3/4 inches wide and 1 inch deep. Who doesn't like cupcakes? And if you're one of the rare people that doesn't, make Jell-O shots! The Jell-O shots you can produce with this pan will be huge, guaranteeing tipsy guests who are ready for fun. A good tip for making Jell-O shots: Substitute 1/2 of the water with vodka. Don't overheat or you'll boil off the alcohol. Whatever way you use the Mid-Sized Penis Cupcake Molds, you will definitely enjoy the end result. Mmm!
Price: 10.99
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