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| Look At Naked Guys With This Key Ring |
Are you looking for some pictures of naked men for the bachelorette party? If you might want them but you also don't want to offend anyone, this is the perfect item. Remember your ViewMaster toy? You put a picture disk in it and every time you clicked the button a new photo would show up. This camera is like that, except that it contains pornographic images of men. There are about eight pictures in it. Your guests will love it. There could be some major cat-fights over this little toy, so make sure you get enough for everyone!
Price: 2.99
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| Dick Tarts - Penis Candies |
Sometimes, a girl just needs something to suck on, like a hard candy or mint. A penis-shaped lollipop is too much, and penis gummy candies are too chewy and slimy. But what to do ... what to do? How will you ever find a small, tasty pecker for your girlfriends to enjoy? Dick Tarts should satisfy any guest at your bachelorette party. These little flavored breath mints are perfect bar snacks, or goody bag treats. We sell the peppermint dick tarts because we don't want anyone at the bachelorette party to have stinky breath. There are 20 mints in each container. They come in peppermint, orange, strawberry, cherry, spearmint, banana, and cinnamon. Your flavor(s) will be selected at random.
Price: 3.79
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| Bachelorette Party Stickers -Bubble Style - 7 |
The Bubble Bachelorette Party Stickers will be perfect for you and the girls to slap on before going out and wreaking havoc on the town. The stickers say Sexy, Crazy, I do?, Bachelorette Party, Flirt, Girls Night Out, and Bachelorette. The backgrounds have different designs, and glitter and confetti fill the pocket of air with fun. 7 bubble stickers.
Price: 2.99
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| Purple Pecker Centerpiece |
The Purple Pecker Centerpiece is a very colorful and upbeat decoration for your Bachelorette party. Let him smile at all the guests like a quiet host, and he'll have them laughing aloud. Set him up as a centerpiece, put him on the table near the goodies, or put him in the bathroom on the back of the toilet. Stick this not-so-little guy anywhere and create awesome party entertainment.
Price: 5.49
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| Bachelorette Party In A Box - Huge and Easy - Just Like The Men I Like |
The Bachelorette Party In A Box has everything you might need for the best bachelorette party ever! This party kit contains over 100 items, enough for 8 bachelorette party guests. Just look at everything you get! Contained in the box are: 8 Pecker Sipping Straws 8 Sets of Pecker Party Ware 1 Pecker Party Serving Tray 1 Table Cloth 1 Flag Banner 8 Paper Hats 8 Paper Cups 8 Paper Plates 8 Napkins 1 Laser Banner 8 Paper Table Place Mats 1 Bachelorette Party Gift Wrap 8 Bachelorette Party Invitations 1 Bachelorette Party Center "Piece" 8 Bachelorette Party Loot Bags 1 Bachelorette Party Gift Bag 1 Pin The Macho On The Man Game 1 Penis Ice Cube Mold 1 Nudie Doodle Pad 1 Deck of Nude Male Playing Cards 1 Mystery Gag Gift
Price: 54.99
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| Penis Bachelorette Party Veil |
The Penis Bachelorette Party Veil is obscene. If your friend is a little bit adventurous, this veil might be the best one for her. Each veil has small, plastic peckers attached to it. Besides, if you are heading out for the night and you happen to run into another bachelorette party, you will feel great knowing that you bought the boldest, baddest bachelorette veil for your bride-to-be.
Price: 9.99
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| Sippy Dick Penis Straws - 6 Jewel-like Penises |
Sippy Dick Penis Straws are a requirement for your bachelorette party. These colorful, reusable straws make the party a lot of fun. If I am not mistaken, this is our seventh type of penis straw. I have written the description to each and every one of them, and if you want to know my opinion, Sippy Dick Penis Straws are the best ones. They aren't perfect, but they are close. Our only gripe is that sometimes the straws get kinked up. However, the penis part can be placed on almost any straw, so this problem is easy to fix. Also, the penis parts fit over the wire rack on your dishwasher, so you can clean them after the party. Penis straws are almost an essential item for a bachelorette party and we certainly want you to have a great party, so we suggest the Sippy Dick Penis Straws. You can click on the picture to see a larger image. Sippy Dick Penis Straws come in a package of 6.
Price: 4.49
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| "Bachelorette At Play" Caution Sash |
The "Bachelorette At Play" Caution Tape Sash will warn innocent bystanders that there is a wild Bachelorette At Play and running loose on the streets. The bright color and bold lettering ensures that people can read the warning from as far away as possible. This way, they can order a drink for her and have it ready, or, if they aren't able to buy her a drink, they can find a place to take cover. Remember - safety first!
Price: 7.99
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| Bachelorette Sash - Pink |
The Pink Bachelorette Sash is great paired with any Bachelorette shirt, or worn so that the Bachelorette can wear whatever she wants, and still tell everyone at the party exactly who she is. It's a very soft and feminine pink silky sash with the word "BACHELORETTE" across its length in big black letters. This Sash is too cute. Your Bachelorette will love it.
Price: 7.99
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| Bridesmaid Sash |
The Bridesmaid Sash is a classic accessory. It is satiny white, and says "Bridesmaid" across it in feminine lettering. The text has a nice shimmer. The Bridesmaid Sash will look great no matter what your bridesmaid is wearing. We think bridesmaids deserve a little extra attention. Give it to them with Bridesmaid Sashes.
Price: 7.99
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| Maid of Honor Sash |
The white, glittery Maid of Honor Sash is a great sash if you want to help the maid of honor stand out a bit. Hey, she helped put this whole thing together, not to mention all the help she's given the bride-to-be with each and every break up since 2nd grade. The Maid of Honor Sash is very classy and elegant. Perfect, especially if you don't know what she'll be wearing. This sash will match any outfit.
Price: 7.99
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| I'm With The Bride Name Tags - 12 |
"I'm proud to be with the bride-to-be," say these self-stick name tags. There are a dozen of them. We think they are perfect for bachelorette parties but they can also be used for bridal showers, rehearsal dinners, receptions and any other bridal event. No matter where you go, let everyone know you are with the bachelorette party.
Price: 2.99
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| The Ring So Big It's A Bracelet |
The Giant Diamond Ring Bracelet is a funny gag gift to give at a bachelorette party. Whether you give it to the bachelorette to make up for the not-so-big ring she got, or if you give it away as a prize, everyone at the bachelorette party will want one. When it comes to engagement rings, my philosophy is "Go Big or Go Home." For a while now, we have been selling some ridiculously large engagement rings for bachelorette parties. We have one called a 100 Carat Ring, a Giant Gem Ring, etc. Of course they are all just plastic, but they are huge. Well, we have topped them all with this new item. This is a ring so large you can almost wear it as a bracelet. Look at that sucker. You can click on either picture to see a larger photo. This baby is big. If your friend has been flaunting a big rock, give her The Ring So Big It's A Bracelet.
Price: 4.49
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| Bridal Party Button Set - One For Everyone |
If you are the maid of honor, we want to give you a little salute. You are the one that is going through all of the trouble for this party and rarely do you get appreciated. With the Bridal Party Button Set, at least you get a button that says "Maid Of Honor." There are also buttons for the bride, the mother of the bride, and other members of the bachelorette party. It is very nice. I think everyone likes to be recognized for their contributions to the party.
Price: 6.99
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| Bachelorette Dares Game - Fun! |
The Bachelorette Dares Game is a combination of Truth or Dare, a scavenger hunt, and a card game. The Bachelorette Dares Game has fifty-two different dares that you and your friends can perform at the bar. They range from fairly tame to outrageous. We should also mention that almost all of the dares in this game are easy enough to complete without tons of props. Other bachelorette party games that we sell are a little bit unrealistic, but this game can be won. Here are some samples: Order a drink with a lewd name such as a Horny Girl Scout Get five guys' phone numbers in case the groom gets cold feet Ask a guy if you can tell his fortune. Examine his palm and say, "You are going to buy me a drink." At a strip joint put a $5 bill into a stripper's underpants and ask for $3 in change. The Bachelorette Dares Game is a fun game for a bachelorette party.
Price: 4.99
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| The Jumbo Penis Cake Pan |
This is a Jumbo Penis Cake Pan that is just the right size for a box of cake mix. We also sell a smaller (we call it Mid-Sized) cake pan by the same company. This pan is made of fairly thick metal that will require you to wash, grease and flour the pan before baking. It should provide you with many years of pecker cake baking services. I think that this is currently my favorite bachelorette party cake pan. I like it best because it is exactly the right size to use an entire box of cake mix. The cake will come out of the pan 14 inches long by ten inches wide by 2 inches deep. One entire box of cake mix will make a great looking penis cake using the Jumbo Penis Cake Pan.
Price: 18.99
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| What The F*ck? Game - The Original Version |
What The F*ck? is an amusing drinking game where you try to guess what the other players are going to answer to the most ridiculous set of questions imaginable. Questions include: "If you were thrown in jail and had your choice of cellmates, which of these two would you choose? A. The cross-dressing arsonist. B. The anorexic gang member. There are over 400 questions in the game so the party will definitely keep goin. The game includes two "What the F*ck?" books, three dice, and 24 player tokens (you can use quarters if you have more than 24 players). The What The F*ck game has been around for many years and has been very successful. It used to be called Preposterous Proposals.
Price: 9.99
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| Outta Control Award Ribbons |
These Bachelorette Party Award Ribbons are a stylish addition to your bachelorette party attire. These can be given out as prizes for your bachelorette party games. Now you can award your crazy friends with ribbons that say: Most Outta Control Drinker Most Outta Control Flirt Most Outta Control Party Girl We all know someone who these could go to, so make sure you invite them along! Nothing encourages people to misbehave like a prize and these prizes will guarantee that the bachelorette party is lots of fun.
Price: 3.49
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| Outta Control Bingo Game |
The Outta Control Bingo Game can be played by up to 17 bachelorette party guests. This fun bachelorette party game includes: 16 player cards Markers for the caller Caller Board Instruction Sheet If you've ever played Bingo before, you know how much fun it can be, and combined with bachelorette craziness, this game is outta control. The phrases on the bachelorette bingo cards are really amusing and this is a great game to play at your bachelorette party if you are planning on giving out prizes.
Price: 5.99
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| Mac-A-Weenie And Cheese - Penis Pasta Mix |
Penis pasta has always been a big hit at bachelorette parties. Now we have penis macaroni and cheese. MacAweenie And Cheese is a new item for us and we think it is pretty darned great. You make it the same way that you make regular boxed macaroni and cheese. The bachelorette party guests will eat it up. Really.
Price: 7.99
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| Penis Lollipops - Ring Style |
We sell a few different penis lollipops, but the Edible Penis Ring Lollipop is my favorite. This lollipop design remedies a lot of problems that the Lusty Lickers pops have. First, the flavors that this pop comes in are better. It comes in Grape, Cherry, and Strawberry flavors. The Lusty Lickers came in strange flavors like Pina Colada and Orange that people don't really seem to like very much. Another area where this lollipop is improved is these lollipops are sturdier than the Lusty Lickers. Lusty Lickers would often arrive broken while these pops are stronger. Edible Penis Ring Lollipops are sold singularly in assorted flavors. We apologize that there is no way to choose your flavor. Be a sucker and get some Penis Ring Pops today!
Price: 1.79
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