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| Buy Me A Drink Flashing Button |
The Buy Me A Drink Flashing Button makes sure that the guys all know it is her last night of freedom and they need to buy her drinks! This is a pretty straightforward button! It doesn't let the guy take his sweet time to figure it out himself. It tells him what to do so he doesn't have to think about it. Guys love that. More time for flirting. On the front, it says, "Here Comes the Bachelorette... BUY ME A DRINK!" BAM! Just like that. The flashing light catches the attention of their eyes, and in case they can't read that well, there's a PICTURE of a drink there to avoid any confusion. Ha!
Price: 4.99
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| Super Fun Penis Plates - 8 |
As evidenced by this website and many others of it's ilk, the business of putting penises on everyday things, is BOOMING. Sadly this is an "in-your-face" industry with very few subtleties. If you want the joy of having a willy on your dinnerware without the usual attitude, you'll love these plates. The schlongs on these disposable plate are cleverly disguised as hippie flowers. Spread the love of the sixties, while harboring secret penii. Raise an eyebrow or two when people finally notice that some of the flowers have pollen of a different sort. See who picks out the penii and who flips over the flowers. Turn your Bachelorette party into a miniature Gestalt Test. Eight Plates Per Package.
Price: 3.99
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| Super Fun Penis Napkins - 8 |
You might be asking yourself "What makes a napkin superfun?" Well if an array of colorful ding dongs and a bright yellow color aren't fun than I don't know what is. Isn't it also fun that someone took a simple object like napkins and decided to make them fun. These are napkins decorated with penises, if that isn't fun that I don't know what is. Eight super fun napkins per pack.
Price: 3.49
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| The Bad Bridesmaids Kit - For Your Naughty Friends |
Are the bridesmaids and bachelorette party guests a naughty bunch? If so they will enjoy these randy novelties. Included are sixteen cocktail sippers (2 packs of 8), a box of x-rated fortune cookies, a dozen blow pops, two dozen adult toothpicks, and a penis shaped mold for jello shots. Enjoy and behave yourselves. Ha. Ha ha ha.
Price: 20.00
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| Black Bachelorette Party Veil - Very Hip |
Is your bachelorette classy? Contemplative? Sophisticated? Does she have a penchant for wearing black? This Black Veil just might be for your bachelorette. This veil is made of black tulle and uses a barrette attachment decorated with flowers and white pearls. This is the perfect veil for your bride-to-be's last night out. Why? Because she will be mourning the death of her former single self.
Price: 9.99
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| Bridesmaid Button |
Let party guests know who you are with this pink button that reads "Bridesmaid." Perhaps people will express their condolences regarding the horrible peach colored poofy dress you have to wear at the wedding. Maybe they will sympathize with you for dealing with the bridezilla's outlandish pre-marriage behavior. Haha. Don't hold your breath. Being a bridesmaid is just one of the world's thankless jobs, and someone's got to do it. The Bridesmaid Button is a must at the bachelorette party.
Price: 1.29
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| Bride Button |
On her special night, it's necessary for the bachelorette to wear every item of bride-to-be attire. You will get her either a veil or tiara, perhaps a t-shirt or a fake, gaudy ring ... and this Bride Button will top off her look. She can wear it during the bridal shower, to her rehearsal dinner, and of, course to the bachelorette party. She can even wear it to the office, the grocery store, the gym, the post office, the mall, and while walking her dog. Yes, your bachelorette can wear this Bride Button all of the time...just make sure she doesn't wear it to the wedding because that might be tacky, with the dress and all.
Price: 1.49
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| The Boob Tube - A Boob Shaped Beer Bong |
Everyone remembers the first time they bonged a beer. And thanks to The Boob Tube, everyone will remember the beers they bonged at your bachelor party. Actually, your friends' memories might be a little fuzzy. But we're sure the ridiculous pictures you post on the Internet the morning after will help your friends recall exactly what happened. Your wild and crazy friends will love shotgunning beers from the nipple of this giant breast-shaped beer bong. Use The Boob Tube at the house to get the party started, and bring it along to the bar to see what kind of trouble you can cause.
Price: 19.99
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| Our Cowgirl Hat With A Flower and Veil |
Hi, there, cowgirl, are you going to a rodeo? No? Oh, you're throwing a bachelorette party. You should probably take this cowgirl hat and veil with you. Your bachelorette will have a great time at the bar in it. Any bachelorette that sports the Cowboy Hat and Veil will have a rip-roaring time at her party. This handmade item features a real cowboy hat with tulle and a big beautiful silk flower attached to it. This hat is super cute and perfect for any bachelorette who loves country music and down home style. Help her accessorize her inner cowgirl with the Cowgirl Hat and Veil. Click on either photo for close up views.
Price: 14.99
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| The Autograph Penis |
By the end of your bachelorette party, the Autograph Penis will be filled with autographs and silly advice from your fellow party girls, along with funny suggestions from random hot guys at the bar. The Autograph Penis will serve as a log of the night's events. It will remind you of all the people you want to remember, as well as the ones you would rather forget. The Autograph Penis has the words "My Bachelorette Party" written on it in pink. The penis is decorated with purple hearts (aren't they always?). The pillow has plenty of space for autographs and comes with a marker pen. Just in case you were curious, this penis is 12" long and 4.5" wide.
Price: 11.99
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| Bachelorette Party Beads With Dares In Them |
Bachelorette party dare beads are perfect if you and your friends are planning to go to a bar. They are especially great if the bar is of the meat-market variety. These beads will have all of your friends talking to strange and somewhat defective men all night long. So what if that guy is missing his left eyebrow, you scored 10 points by flashing him your bra. Each string of beads contain six wild and crazy dare cards that will have your friends scrambling for points. Each string of beads also includes a condom. I guess that could be useful if the guy with one eyebrow turns out to be a great catch. These beads come in assorted colors. You will get either blue, red, green, yellow, purple, black, who knows? If you order more than one string of dare beads you will probably receive an assortment of colors. Bead necklace Approx. 16" long, Game Card pouch 3"x 3"
Price: 2.99
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| Drink Master Says - Party Card Game |
Drink Master Says is the ultimate party in a pack. The game is an exciting mix of rules and challenges, loaded with non-stop action. Once you start playing, you may never want to stop! The object of the game is to get rid of all your cards first. Along the way, you might have to drink with no hands, balance stuff on your head, or be a part of a burping competition. Dares, drinking, and laughing at your friends...a perfect game for a Bachelorette Party, if you ask us. But all of that hard work will be totally worth when you become "The Drink Master." My suggestion would be to have a great prize for the winner to encourage enthusiasm. Something like an inflatable penis or flashing penis wand.
Price: 9.99
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| The Good Girl Bachelorette Party Kit |
Looking for a great kit for the bachelorette party? Is the bride-to-be somewhat of a princess? Has she always done the right thing? Is she constantly dressed in all white with a beaming halo over her head? The Good Girl Kit may be for her. With these items you can dress her up nicely. Included in this kit: Our own bachelorette party veil. Nice and full and fluffy. A Flashing Bride-To-Be Sash. A 100 carat engagement ring. An inflatable princess wand. Carrying this wand makes magical things happen. Recycled packaging materials, because Good Girls are nice to the planet. You can order this entire kit with just a few clicks.
Price: 19.99
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| Penis Pinata Bachelorette Party Kit |
The Penis Pinata kit will be the hit of your bachelorette party! We sell a few types of pecker pinatas, but this kit includes much more: a pecker pinata; a dick stick for whacking the pecker; eight loot bags so your guests can scoop up the candy when the pinata has been busted; and two blindfolds. The only thing you'll need to provide is the pinata stuffing. We suggest candy (try any of our penis-shaped suckers, gum or mints) or novelties like flashing rings and condoms. This pinata will fit about three bags of snack-size candy bars. It's 17 inches tall. This Pecker Pinata makes a festive centerpiece as well. Place it on your snack table before the games begin. Then, when you're ready to play, hang the Pecker Pinata and let the penis bashing begin. This set contains: 1 Penis Pinata 1 Dick Stick 8 Loot Bags 2 Blindfolds
Price: 29.99
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| Leopard Print Cups - 8 |
These Leopard Print paper cups are perfect for the Bachelorette who's wild at heart. The hunky men on the cups are just a taste of what's yet to come. Have your Bachelorette Party on the WILD side! 8 cups.
Price: 4.99
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| Leopard "Let's Party!!!" Plates - 8 |
If you can't afford to buy a live naked man to use as a serving plate at your party, try the Leopard "Let's Party" Plates instead. The Let's Party Plates are leopard trimmed with pink detail. They feature a headless naked man. Our favorite! 8 plates. They are 9" in diameter which is dinner plate size.
Price: 6.99
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| Leopard "Let's Party!!!" Napkins - 20 |
The Leopard "Let's Party!" Napkins feature a leopard trim and a faceless half-naked hunk. Imagine wiping your lips on this sexy man's body. You might feel bad about getting penis cake frosting on this sexy picture ... but you'll get over it. 20 napkins per pack.
Price: 5.99
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| "A Shot for the Bride to Be" Flashing Shot Glass Necklace |
"A Shot for the Bride to Be" Flashing Shot Glass Necklace is a great way to subliminally give hot guys the idea to buy the Bachelorette a shot! They won't even realize WHY they're doing it! I'll tell you why it works. The guys who talk to the Bachelorette will check her out, of course, and probably sneak a few quick glances at her chest. While their eyes are gravitating toward her breasts, they will see a flashing shot glass with the words, "A Shot for Me, the Bride to Be" on it. So, ok, that's not exactly subliminal, but they'll know what they're supposed to do, we promise!
Price: 5.99
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| Maid Of Honor Button |
Let your party guests know who you are with the Maid Of Honor Button. In case of bachelorette party emergencies, like an intoxicated bride or a fist fight over who won Pin the Macho on the Man, you are easily identifiable.
Price: 1.49
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| Neon Pink Tumbler Cups - 25 |
Neon Pink Tumbler Cups are a decorative way to drink exotic drinks, beer, or even use as ice cream cups. The bright pink color will undoubtedly go great with the Bachelorette Party theme of the night. Also, they are reusable and disposable! These hot pink cups are also black light responsive, making them that much more fun to drink out of. The crazy drunk ladies at your party will love them. 25 neon pink tumblers.
Price: 2.99
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| The Naughty Bachelorette Party Citations |
Be the bachelorette party authority with this book of Bachelorette Party Citations. You have the power to ticket dudes at the bar and make them pay up! Each citation lists crimes and fines for you to assess. Remember, if a guy really deserves it, you can check off more than one fine. These citations are a fun, flirtatious way to meet all of the men at the bar. Examples of crimes include: unlawful use of cheesy pick up lines; blocking my view of your friend; possession of luscious lips; unauthorized hitting on the Bachelorette; and drinking too girly of a drink. A few of the fines include: pay a $1 fine; let me grab your butt; talk dirty to me for a minute; buy me a drink; give me a lap dance; and dance with the Bachelorette. The Naughty Bachelorette Party Citations guarantee a fun night out.
Price: 8.99
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