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| Glowing Shot Glasses - Set of 6 |
The Glowing Bachelorette Shot Glasses are awesome! This set contains six shot glasses that glow, just like glow sticks. They come in bright neon colors: orange, aqua, blue, pink green and yellow. You'll get one of each color in your Glowing Bachelorette Shot Glass set. These glasses are easy to activate (just pop the bottom) and the glowing effect will last for hours. These bachelorette party shot glasses make great party favors. You can use the Glowing Bachelorette Shot Glasses inside or outdoors for a great, glowing party. The Glowing Bachelorette Shot Glasses are nice because they're fairly inexpensive and serve six people. They're fun to use and will look awesome at your party.
Price: 6.99
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| African American Penis Balloons - 8 |
Here at Bachelorette.com, we love African American bachelorette party items. These Pecker Party Balloons make a great bachelorette party decoration. When I was a kid, I used to love the clowns that could make animals out of balloons. I would take them home (the balloons, not the clowns) and try to keep them for weeks, even though they would always shrink and get wrinkled. You can imagine my excitement when we received these African American Pecker Party Balloons. Each package includes 8 bouncy balloons that are 22" when fully erect. These naughty balloons make a great bachelorette party decoration, and I've had one on my desk for some time and it hasn't gotten wrinkled at all. These African American Pecker Party Balloons are a very nice brown color. You may feel kind of silly blowing these balloons up, but it is well worth it. Check out our bachelorette party ideas and advice page for a cool bachelorette party game that you can play with these balloons. We have included pictures and step-by-step instructions.
Price: 3.99
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| Gummy Boobs |
Make sure everyone at your party gets to at least second base with the Gummy Boobs. You can grope and suck these tiny Gummy Boobs all night without worrying about getting slapped or dragged out of the bar by bouncers. The Gummy Boobs are sweet and soft. They come in an erotic rainbow of fun and fruity flavors. Your bachelor will appreciate every single one. 1 package Gummy Boobs; contains about 34 pieces.
Price: 5.49
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| Succulent Hard Willies - Penis Hard Candies |
This nice tin is filled with lemon, lime and strawberry flavored penis shaped hard candies. Treat your Bachelorette Party guests to these funny little treats and add to the fun. Or you could even just hand them out to unsuspecting friends or coworkers and see how long it takes them to realize what they have in their mouth. These would also look very decorative in a nice serving dish set out on the counter. After all, making sure your guests are having a good time is the duty of a good hostess, right? You know they'd love these.
Price: 5.99
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| Mini Peni Candles - 7 |
The Mini Peni Candles add a little extra something to your bachelorette party cake. And that something is called penis. The Mini Peni Candles come in an array of colors: red, blue, purple, yellow and green. These pecker candles make your cake look festive and ready for any bachelorette occasion. 7 candles per package. Approximately 1 inch tall.
Price: 4.49
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| Light Up Bling Rings - 6 |
The Light Up Bling Rings are way cooler than any real engagement ring your bride-to-be might be flossing. Why's that? The Light Up Bling Rings are huge. These babies are at least five carats of durable pink plastic. Not only are they ginormous, but they light up! Can your bachelorette's ring do that? Make your bachelorette and party guests feel like queens for the day with the Light Up Bling Rings. They're adjustable, so everyone can wear one. 6 rings per package.
Price: 8.99
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| Black Penis Erasers |
Don't be alarmed: these Penis Erasers don't actually ERASE penises. Penises are here to stay. Instead, the Penis Erasers are simply penis- shaped erasers that top your pencils. With a Penis Eraser, you can turn an ordinary pencil into a raunchy lead machine. Each package contains 12 brown penis erasers. Pass them out as party favors or put them on the pencils you use to play games at the bachelorette party.
Price: 3.99
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| Champagne Bottle Poppers - 12 |
Do you trust your friends to decorate your house with small explosives? If so, these are for you. These Champagne Bottle Poppers shoot out small streamers and are a real blast. Sometimes, when I am a little depressed, I head out to the warehouse and pull the string on one of these. Bang! I suddenly feel much better. You can do that one dozen times if you wish.
Price: 1.99
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| Our Favorite Stripper Pole |
The MiPole Professional Dance Pole is Bachelorette.com's favorite stripper pole. This dancing pole is sturdier than any other pole we carry, which allows you to perform all kinds of spins and moves. The MiPole Professional Dance Pole is easy to install (and to remove). You can put it up for your party, and take it down immediately after; no one will be the wiser. The MiPole Professional Dance Pole is the at-home stripper pole that is the perfect choice for both beginners and expert dancers. Dance in your living room or workout in your bedroom. Perform for a partner, spin at parties with your friends, or practice your routines on your own. The MiPole Professional Dance Pole is perfect for a bachelorette party. Each guest can take a turn dancing and practicing spins. Play some sexy music and see what happens. However you choose to use it, the MiPole Professional Dance Pole provides you with an amazing new way to feel totally irresistible while you exercise. It's a great gift for your bachelorette. Features: Sets up and breaks down in five minutes Includes a bag, pink boa and pasties Finely-wrought, slot-together pole sections, featuring smooth joins and a chrome finish for a pro-level pole-dancing experience Extendable top section for ceilings up to 9 feet in height Easy one-person installation Includes a handy Carry & Storage Bag The MiPole Professional Dance Pole will be a great addition to the bachelorette party, and beyond.
Price: 129.99
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| Penis Pacifiers |
Penis Pacifiers make great party favors. Give them to your bridesmaids to keep them from complaining about not being the bride. Trust us, it works. Each Penis Pacifier is about the size of a regular pacifier, and socially acceptable to use at a bachelorette party.
Price: 2.29
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| Risque Party Balloons - Lots of Penises On Them |
When I was a child one of my hobbies was to get a bunch of helium balloons, tie notes on their end, and send them out into the world hoping against hope for a response. Sadly enough, I never got a single reply, and this can be partially attributed to my poor penmanship, but I think it's because my balloons were boring. No one laughs at plain old red balloons, but EVERYONE will laugh at these new party balloons decorated with Mr. Happy himself. I've gotten back to my old interest and the response is startling. Ben Zurawski of Ann Arbor, Michigan writes "Thank you for the note, but more so for the side splittingly funny balloon." If these balloons can put a stranger into shock and awe then just imagine what they'll do to your Bachelorette Party. They are high quality and accompanied with silly phrases. The only downfall I could imagine would be that you have too much fun! Ballons come eight in a pack with a rainbow full of colors, any more than that would be illegal in most states.
Price: 3.49
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| The Limo Bachelorette Party Pack |
The Limo Bachelorette Party Pack is sure to impress your hungry guests. Decorated plates and cups add a great touch to your serving table. The Limo Bachelorette Party Pack features a cool design. A violet limo carries the bachelorette party: an African American bride, a couple of strippers, and two bachelorette party guests. The party guests on the cups, plates and napkins are scantily clad and having a great time. The Limo Bachelorette Party Pack contains 10 plates, 10 cups and 10 napkins.
Price: 10.99
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| Disposable Pecker Cupcake Pans - 6 |
So, you want to make some penis cupcakes. You'll need penis cupcake pans or molds. When you're done with them, we're sure you want to store them in your cupboard next to your Williams and Sonoma Frittata Pans and Silicone Baking Sheets. Or maybe you don't want evidence of your penis cupcake baking expertise? Yeah, we thought as much. Get some of these cheap disposable cupcake pans. The Disposable Pecker Cupcake Pans come six to a pack and make cute little penis-shaped cupcakes. The pans are three inches long, with the widest point being 2 inches across. If you're planning on feeding a lot of people, you may want to buy more than one pack of cupcake molds.
Price: 5.49
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| Two Mid-Size Disposable Pecker Cake Pans |
If you don't think you'll be needing your Pecker Cake Pans after the bachelorette party, the Mid-Sized Disposable Pecker Cake Pans are a great way to go. These pans are perfect to hold a box of cake mix. You can decorate each penis cake separately, or stack them to make a double decker penis cake. Once you are done creating your penis cake masterpiece, just stuff these disposable pans deep in your trash basket, under the egg cartons and banana peels. No one has to know about your wild bachelorette party! The penis-shaped cake is a bachelorette party essential. Make yours with the Mid-Size Disposable Pecker Cake Pans. Two 10" disposable pecker cake pans.
Price: 6.79
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| Pecker Poppers |
The Pecker Poppers are one of our favorite bachelorette party items. These penis-shaped poppers are loud, fun, and full of confetti. How do they work? The Pecker Poppers are inflatable. Simply inflate your Pecker Popper by placing your mouth on the straw on the bottom and blowing. They are very easy to inflate. Then, grab the balls, give them a good squeeze, and watch the pecker pop! The Pecker Popper will make a loud noise and confetti will explode from the tip of the penis. Get a Pecker Popper for everyone at your party. They're easy and lots of fun. After you pop the Pecker Poppers, you can use them to decorate your party. 1 Pecker Popper per package.
Price: 1.99
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| Candy Pecker Palz Sucker |
The Candy Pecker Palz Suckers have their arms outstretched to give your tongue a big hug! These tasty suckers are a little different than the others we carry. The Candy Pecker Palz have a basic penis shape, but have arms and a cute little face. This makes them a lot cuter and friendlier than other penis suckers we've seen. The Candy Pecker Palz Suckers make great party favors. You can put one with each place setting if you're serving food, or you can place them in loot bags or a pinata for your guests to take home. The Candy Pecker Palz come in red, yellow and green. You will receive your color(s) randomly.
Price: 1.79
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| Bachelorette Party Ware - Penis Utensils - 8 sets |
How good are these knifes, forks, and spoons for a bachelorette party? Here is a little story that explains the utility of Bachelorette Partyware. One day, we ordered hot turkey sandwiches here at the office. Well, we had run out of plastic knives and forks days earlier. Tom, the boss, grabbed some bachelorette party ware off the shelf and dared everyone to either eat their mashed potatoes with their hands or with penis forks. It was pretty funny to watch Tom and Shawn eating with these forks. The hot turkey sandwiches were pretty good, but I needed a nap afterward. Bachelorette Partyware is a set of 8 knives, 8 forks, and 8 spoons all with penis handles. This is a brilliant product that earns our highest praise.
Price: 4.99
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| Bachelorette Party Kit - The Bar Crawl |
Planning a night out at the bar for your unforgettable bachelorette party? Make shopping easy with Bachelorette.com's Bar Crawl Party Pack. The Bar Crawl Kit includes an inflatable penis; an array of bar games; penis lollipops; accessories to dress up your bachelorette; shot glasses and Mardi Gras Beads. This is everything you need to show off your bachelorette guests for a wild night out! The Bar Crawl Party Pack includes: The Captain Pecker – A huge inflatable penis, which measures up at 6 feet tall. Take this to the bar and dance the night away with the captain. You'll have very memorable photos, and you'll meet lots of people. Bachelorette Dares Game – Like playing a truth or dare combined with a scavenger hunt. You can complete the Bachelorette Dares Game in any bar. The dares range from easy fun to outrageous adventures. Bachelorette Party Citations – These citations are a fun, flirtatious way to meet all of the men at the bar. Examples of crimes include: unlawful use of cheesy pick up lines and unauthorized hitting on the Bachelorette. A Penis Pen – Use this penis-shaped pen with your Bachelorette Party Citations. Bead Necklace with a Shot Glass – The 33-inch string of beads has a fully functional shot glass hanging from it. Giving the bachelorette one of these necklaces guarantees she won't have to pay for a single shot. Light-up Mega-Carat Ring – The Light-Up Mega-Carat Ring is a great way for your Bachelorette or the entire Bachelorette Party to draw mega attention! If you twist the gem, a bright red light beams out of it. Flashing Bride-to-Be Sash – Another attention-grabber. The Flashing Bride To Be Sash is a festive sash that's dotted with lots of flashing red lights Mardi Gras Beads – These 12 strands of beads help your guests stand out. Maid of Honor Button – A pink button decorated with a heart and purple lettering. Everyone will know who to thank for the awesome party! Hottie Whistles – A metallic pink whistle and beads that helps you point out all the cute boys you find. Penis Lollipops – 8 penis-shaped lollipops on rings, just like ring pops. These tasty treats come in assorted flavors and are bachelorette party essentials. The Bar Crawl Party Kit is an easy and inexpensive way to make sure you have everything you need for a fantastic night on the town.
Price: 72.99
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| You May Now Fuck the Bride Thong |
Looking for an indecent way to dress up your bachelorette? Try the You May Now Fuck the Bride Thong! This thong makes a great gag gift. And who knows, she may even wear it for her new husband on her honeymoon. This thong is a size medium. It's black with white lettering, and is made from 100% cotton.
Price: 9.99
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| Mr. Stud Inflatable Love Doll |
Looking for a male guest of honor for your bachelorette party? If you're like me, you prefer the strong, extremely silent type, with an eight inch penis. If you share my preferences, Mr. Stud is the man for you. Mr. Stud is a life-like blowup doll with an 8" penis and realistic, full-color face. Note: Mr. Stud's penis isn't a dildo, but an extension of the blowup doll. Blowup dolls are great for the bar, and as giant floaties at pool parties.
Price: 21.99
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| Penis and Heart Cookie Cutters |
Peanut butter and jelly. Peas and carrots. Starsky and Hutch. Harold and Maude. Girls and diamonds. Coffee and cigarettes. Penises and hearts. Some things just belong together. These Penis and Hearts Cookie Cutters make cute little cookies that will have your guests salivating and masticating in no time. Your more straight laced guests can nibble on the hearts, while your wild guests can gobble the penises. Frost your cookies creatively for even more fun. Each cookie will be fairly small, so you can make lots of them. Enjoy!
Price: 5.95
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