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| Wiggly Penis Tiara with Veil |
Embarrass the bride-to-be with the Wiggly Penises Tiara and Veil. Has your bachelorette been kind of a bridezilla throughout the wedding planning process? Punish her with silliness! The Wiggly Penis Tiara and Veil features two penises that will bounce wildly as your bachelorette stomps away and slams the door. The veil adds a touch of sophistication to an otherwise ridiculous head piece. The veil is also a great indicator that your bachelorette is indeed a bachelorette, and not just some crazy lady who likes to wear bouncing penises on her head. Get this fun tiara and veil set at Bachelorette.com.
Price: 8.99
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| Jello Shot Cups with Lids - 25 sets |
Clear 2.5 oz. Plastic Jello Shot Cups with Lids will safely transport your valuable jello shots from your home to the Bachelorette Party. The secure lids mean no messes. One of the benefits of having see-thru jello cups is that if you make a bunch of different flavors, you'll know which ones are which. These are inexpensive and great for travel. 25 clear plastic 2.5 oz. jello shot cups and 25 lids.
Price: 3.99
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| The Succulent Penis Pop |
Titillate (penis-illate?) your taste buds with the sweet flavor of the Succulent Penis Pop. No bachelorette party is complete without all kinds of penis-shaped candy. The Succulent Penis Pop is tasty and will last quite a while. Pass out the Succulent Penis Pops at your own party or bring them out on the town. Penis Pops are a sure sign you're having a bachelorette party. Or that you're just really, really weird. 1 Succulent Penis Pop per package.
Price: 1.99
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| Pink Penis Water Gun |
Hose down your guests with the Pink Penis Water Gun. This plastic water gun gives your bachelorette the opportunity to squirt all her party guests in style. The pretty pink gun says, "Let's Party!"—and it's shaped like a penis. It has pretty much everything you want in a bachelorette party item. Get a couple Pink Penis Water Guns and have a penis battle at your bachelorette party. The Water Guns are great for indoor and outdoor fun! Fill your squirt guns with milk for an extra realistic experience. 1 Pink Penis Water Gun per package.
Price: 7.39
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| Pink Jumbo Penis Straw |
Get the bachelorette her own special GIANT penis straw for her bachelorette party. The Pink Jumbo Penis Straw is huge! It's eleven inches long and an inch across. Even though the Jumbo Penis Straw is ginormous, it features a small urethra hole. So you can rest easy knowing your bachelorette won't spill everywhere when she slurps up her drink. The Pink Jumbo Penis Straw has realistic details with little balls that stick off to one side. This hilarious straw makes for priceless pictures. 1 straw per package.
Price: 2.29
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| Glow in the Dark Jumbo Penis Straw |
Get the bachelorette her own special GIANT penis straw for her bachelorette party. The Glow in the Dark Jumbo Penis Straw is huge! It's eleven inches long and an inch across. Even though the Jumbo Penis Straw is ginormous, it features a small urethra hole. So you can rest easy knowing your bachelorette won't spill everywhere when she slurps up her drink. The Glow in the Dark Jumbo Penis Straw has realistic details with little balls that stick off to one side. This hilarious straw makes for priceless pictures. Take this massive glow in the dark straw to the bar and everyone will see your bachelorette. 1 straw per package.
Price: 2.29
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| Blinky 'N' Wiggly Penis Tiara |
You know, I would make the bride-to-be wear the Blinky 'N' Wiggly Penis Tiara. If I were a horrible person...and if the bachelorette had had enough to drink. It would be hilarious if somehow you managed to get the entire Bachelorette Party crew to wear them. It would make for some interesting pictures. The Blinky 'N' Wiggly Penis Tiara combines so many raunchy elements in one piece of headgear. The sparkly red penises bob up and down and even light up! They are cushioned by a bed of pink feathers. Now, you're partying in style! The packaging says, "For the bachelorette who wants to be the 'light' of her party." Yes... that's certainly true. You could also give away this Blinky 'N' Wiggly Penis Tiara as a prize. People seem more inclined to wear "prizes". This tiara is perfect for the fearless.
Price: 7.99
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| Dare to Have Fun Game |
The Dare To Have Fun Game is a great game of dares for a bachelorette party that will be going out to a bar. It's a mix of a scavenger hunt and truth or dare. The dares include things like collect a condom, have a guy tell you his ultimate fantasy, and other fun and risqu� things. All of the guests at your bachelorette party can get involved in this game. There are 50 dares in all, along with a rule guide. Click on the image to see a larger picture of the Dare To Have Fun Game.
Price: 5.99
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| Risque Bachelorette Party Napkins - 8 |
Risque Napkins are all about sex but not like that! You don't actually use them to clean up after sex. That is gross. How could you think that?!? God, your mind is in the gutter. These bachelorette party napkins are covered with colorful cocks and even more colorful expressions. If these napkins could talk they would probably say "Teeny Weeny!', "Ball Buster!", and "Wedding Balls!" because those quotes (along with others) are already written on them. I am glad they can't talk because the last thing the world needs is a bunch of napkins shouting really weird sexual innuendos. Suffice to say these are perfect for wiping your dirty mouth. Eight napkins per package.
Price: 3.49
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| Giant Bride-to-Be Button |
Make sure your bachelorette gets noticed with the Giant Bride-to-Be Button. This button has a six inch diameter, so everyone will see it. You can pin it on any outfit, from a glamorous dress to jeans and a tank top. The Giant Bride To Be Button is white with pink detail. It features a shiny lace pattern, a white wedding dress and the words "Bride To Be" in pink script. This is a really cute button that you can wear out at the bachelorette party or to the bridal shower.
Price: 4.49
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| Groom Glasses |
Show off your bachelor in true pimp style with these rockin' Groom Glasses. These giant glasses are black and spell out the word "Groom" over the bachelor's face. The Groom Glasses point out your groom, ensuring he gets free drinks and lap dances all night long. The Groom Glasses are fun, silly and look great in photos. Pick up a pair for his last night out as a single man.
Price: 3.99
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| Colorful Bendy Penis Straws - 8 Straws |
Don't be alarmed. The Bendy Penis Straws don't suffer from Peyronie's Disease (the medical term for an abnormal curvature of the penis). The Bendy Penis Straws are actually quite healthy and cute. The Bendy Penis Straws package features 8 straws. Each straw is white with red stripes, and bends this way and that. Each straw also features a plastic penis that you can slide up and down the length of the straw, all the while making as many childish jokes as you can muster. The plastic penis adornments come in bright blue, pink and purple. These straws look really great in person and will make a great addition to any X-Rated Drinks you might make. 8 straws per package.
Price: 5.49
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| Party Penis Drink Coasters - 8 |
Liven up your table with the Party Penis Coasters. These disposable coasters come in a set of eight. The pink, purple and blue Party Penis Coasters features stars, spirals, and of course, huge cartoon penises. If your bachelorette is a neat-freak, these coasters make a great gag gift. Otherwise, use them as part of your festive table settings or place them on random tables around the house. Your guests will find them hilarious.
Price: 3.19
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| Party Pecker Candy Dishes - Filled with Candy! |
Party hard with the Party Pecker Candy Dishes. This convenient set comes with three small, pink, plastic trays and the candy you need to fill them. Munch on tiny, succulent, fruit-flavored penis candies. Balance out the tasty fun with two packs of Chocolate Naughties (chocolate treats that remind of us of M&Ms, except for the little penises printed on them). Decorate your snack table, end tables or kitchen counter with the cute trays, filled with yummy snacks. This is a convenient, affordable set that provides you with some of our most popular bachelorette party candy. The Party Pecker Candy Dishes are about 6 inches long and 3 inches deep. To give you an idea of size, they'd hold a king size pack of M&Ms well.
Price: 9.39
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| Flexible Giant Penis Straws - 6 Straws |
The Flexible Giant Penis Straws are 12 inches long, making them the biggest penis straws we sell by far. These giant penis straws are flexible, multi-colored and have head and ball detail. (Did I just type "head and ball detail"?) The Giant Penis Straws have super flex tips for maximum suction. These straws would work great in Big Gulp cups or in a big punch bowl filled with alcohol and mixers. Be warned, these giant penis straws are really big, so you'd better not try to serve drinks in dixie cups. 6 multicolored penis straws.
Price: 3.49
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| Pin the Junk on the Hunk |
The Pin the Junk on the Hunk Game is a hilarious Pin the Tail on the Donkey style game. Pin the Junk on the Hunk includes a poster of a handsome hunk, along with 15 pieces of possible manhood. Pin the Junk on the Hunk is a lot like another game we carry, Pin the Macho on the Man. Either one guarantees a great time. Both feature sexy guys and silly phallic game penises. I mean, game pieces. Pin the Junk on the Hunk is one of our most popular bachelorette party games. It's hilarious and raunchy, and easy to play. All you need to supply is a blindfold and pins or tape. Contains: 1 24" by 36" color poster; 15 wacky game pieces.
Price: 7.29
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| Naughty Shots - 6 Shot Glass Necklaces & Recipes |
The Naughty Shots Drinking Set includes 6 shot glass necklaces and 12 naughty themed drink recipes for the bachelorette party. The Naughty Shots Drinking Set is a great value and a guarantees a great time whether you use it at home or take it out to the bar. Never lose your glass again—it's hanging right around your neck. Make your bartender blush by giving him the naughty recipe cards, which include the instructions for making drinks like the Big O, Fuzzy Slut and Dirty Pussy. You can use the drink cards with the glasses, or just take the glasses out to the bar. It's the perfect way to get drinks on the house. Includes: 6 pink shot glass necklaces and 12 naughty drink recipes.
Price: 10.29
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| Bright Bachelorette Party Plates |
We love these Bright Bachelorette Party Plates. The Bright Bachelorette Party Plates are the perfect alternative for a more sophisticated party. If covering your dinner table with cartoon penises isn't your idea of appetizing, the Bright Bachelorette Party Plates provide a demure yet festive option. The Bright Bachelorette Party Plates are just the right size for a smorgasbord of food. The plates are blue with bright circles of yellow, pink, green, and purple. 8 plates per package.
Price: 3.99
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| Gummy Penis Candy - Chomp! |
Gummy Penises are perfect bachelorette party snacks. These sweet treats are a sexy snack idea for your guests to munch on. They are a huge hit at bachelorette parties. We were a little skeptical regarding whether these Gummy Penis candies would taste good, but they are quite yummy. They have a nice citrus flavor. To give you and idea about how many Gummy Penises are in a package, one package would fill a small cereal bowl. Each box contains 5.3 ounces of Gummy Penis fun. Please note, we have two different colored packages: green and pink. They are both the same product.
Price: 3.99
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| Willy Whack-It Penis Pinata - Has Silly Faces |
Any woman knows there is a time to love a man. Men can be kind, strong, caring, and warm. We also know that there is a time to create a effigy to men in the form of a pinata and to beat that pinata to a bloody pulp. Pick up a broom handle, sisters, and let this son of a bitch have it. This pinata is about 18 inches by 7 inches. It is shipped empty, so you will have to fill it up.
Price: 24.99
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| Penis Garland - 9 ft. |
This Penis Garland gives the effect of silhouetted penis stamps all around the room. The light tissue paper makes The Penis Garland easy to work with and easy to hang. You hang garland at Christmas, so why not at a bachelorette party? Penis Garland would be great wrapped around banisters, doorframes, or around the bachelorette herself. This package includes 9 feet of garland.
Price: 3.49
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