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| Light Up Penis Ring Toss |
The Light-Up Penis Ring Toss provides six inches of rock-hard, flashing fun. This realistically-detailed, purple-hued peen stands at six inches tall. Place it on a table or floor and start swinging rings from a few feet away (just like horseshoe). It's even more fun to play Light-Up Penis Ring Toss in the dark—the penis flashes red, green, blue and purple, so your bachelorette party guests will know where to aim. The Light-Up Penis Ring Toss comes with three big glow-in-the-dark rings, perfect for tossing towards the flashing penis. This is a great game for house parties. You can even see if they'll let you play Light-Up Penis Ring Toss at your local club. Includes: 1 stand-up penis, 3 glow-in-the-dark rings and batteries.
Price: 9.99
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| Bachelorette Party Centerpiece |
Make your bachelorette party table stunningly festive with the Bachelorette Party Centerpiece. This centerpiece is not shaped like a penis, which will either strike you as a huge bummer or a major selling point. Instead, this centerpiece features pink and white balloons and the giant words "Bachelorette Party" printed on either side. The Bachelorette Party Centerpiece is just over a foot tall and a foot wide. It looks great on your table at home or as a reservation holder at the table at the bar.
Price: 6.09
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| Pink Penis Centerpiece |
What will you use to adorn the table at your bachelorette party? You've been to countless weddings and baby showers where beautiful flowers were prominently featured. Or maybe tables were decorated with candles or party favors. These types of table decorations really make the atmosphere festive. Recreate that kind of excitement with the Pink Penis Centerpiece. You'll shed tears of pride when you hear your amazed guests whisper: "Wow, that Penis Centerpiece really brings that table together." The Pink Penis Centerpiece is about two feet tall and colored bright magenta and white. It says Bachelorette Party around the middle.
Price: 8.59
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| Peter Pecker - The Party Wrecker - Blowup Doll and Game |
Peter Pecker is everything you want in a man. He doesn't talk back, he always smiles, and he happens to have a 12-inch long inflatable penis. But wait, it's unfair to use Peter Pecker for his good looks and charm. You can use him at your bachelorette party as an amusing ring toss game. The Peter Pecker Doll is 5 feet tall when inflated and has movable arms and legs. Included in this kit are 3 party game ideas. Forget about the stripper...heck, forget about her husband. Peter Pecker is all any girl needs to have a good time.
Price: 22.99
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| Happy Dicky Bachelorette Party Dinner Set |
The Happy Dicky Bachelorette Party Dinner Set is the only way to fully outfit your dining table in giant, happy peckers. This hilarious set will overwhelm your guests with penis. The Happy Dicky Set includes 8 cups, 8 plates, 8 straws, 8 napkins and a tablecloth. Each item is printed with the words, "Bachelorette Party: The Girl's Last Night Out" and decorated with a smiling jumbo pecker. The straws come in pink and purple to complete the set.
Price: 15.99
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| The Pink Pecker Cocktail Shaker |
If you're serving mixed drinks at your party, you'll want to pick up a Pink Pecker Cocktail Shaker. The Pecker Cocktail Shaker is a neon pink powerhouse of shaking. With the Pecker Shaker, you can ice shots, mix martinis and blend awesome mixed drinks. The Pink Pecker Shaker will make one drink or three shots. It's easy to use—just unscrew the cap and strainer portions; fill with ice, liquor and mixers; replace the strainer and cap; and shake it like a Polaroid picture. Now remove the cap and serve through the strainer.
Price: 4.29
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| Happy Penis Hanging Decoration |
The Happy Penis Hanging Decorations shimmer and shine, and are topped with a wacky cartoon penis! These foil decorations catch the light and definitely catch eyes. They've got a touch of class and a touch of crass. Hang the Happy Penis Hanging Decorations over your snack table, over the stairs or over a doorway. You can even tie them to her car. The peach-toned peckers burst from purple paper discs with balloons, shouting "Let's Party!" It's a great way to get in the mood for a great bachelorette party. 3 Happy Penis Hanging Decorations. String included.
Price: 5.29
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| Bridal Party Button Set - 8 |
The Bridal Party Button set is great for your bridal shower or bachelorette party! It's also a great way to distinguish between bridal party members at the salon before the wedding. Just pin these pretty pink and silver buttons on the clothes of each bridal party member. This set includes 4 bridesmaid buttons, mother of the bride and mother of the groom buttons, a maid of honor button and a flower girl button. Give the bridal party members the recognition they deserve. 8 buttons.
Price: 4.99
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| Girls Night Out Napkins - 16 |
The Girls Night Out Napkins are classy and sophisticated. These napkins are dessert size and look great with the Girls Night Out Plates. The Girls Night Out Napkins feature hot pink, soft pink and teal bubbles on a black background, along with the image of a girl dancing. The Napkins say "Girl's Night Out!" 16 napkins.
Price: 2.99
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| Small Black Chocolate Penis Sucker |
You might be disappointed when I tell you this dick is three inches long. You might be even more upset when I tell you it's about as wide as a pencil. But what if I tell you it's chocolate, and it tastes great? See, I thought you'd like the Small White Chocolate Penis Sucker. The Small White Chocolate Penis Sucker is creamy and tasty. It's just like the ones your grandma used to make from chocolate molds, only a lot more phallic. (We think. We hope.) 1 Small White Chocolate Penis Sucker.
Price: 2.49
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| Bite Size Black Chocolate Penises - 12 |
Impress the bachelorette with the Bite Size Black Chocolate Penises. These tiny dicks fit perfectly in your mouth—in fact, you might be able to get five or six of them in there at once! Bet you never thought you could say that. These realistic penis chocolates have light brown tips and molded balls. They make a great gift. Or you can use them to decorate your snack table or cake. They taste just like the molded chocolates your grandmother used to make. 12 Bite Size Black Chocolate Penises.
Price: 5.29
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| Bite Size White Chocolate Penises - 12 |
Impress the bachelorette with the Bite Size White Chocolate Penises. These tiny dicks fit perfectly in your mouth—in fact, you might be able to get five or six of them in there at once! Bet you never thought you could say that. These realistic penis chocolates have pink tips and molded balls. They make a great gift. Or you can use them to decorate your snack table or cake. They taste just like the molded chocolates your grandmother used to make. 12 Bite Size White Chocolate Penises.
Price: 5.29
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| Big White Chocolate Penis Sucker |
Ladies, allow me to tell you about one of the most beautiful penises I've ever seen. It was big. Well, not humongous enough to be scary, but big. It was girthy. It had a perfect pink head. And it was chocolate. Yes, girls, this is that penis. It's the tasty Big White Chocolate Penis Sucker. The Big White Chocolate Penis Sucker is a whole lotta chocolate dick. Running down the sucker, from the tip, is a gush of white stuff. I'm not sure what it's supposed to be. Glue? Caulk? Caulk sounds about right. This sweet sucker is made from molding chocolate and tastes just like the kind you may have had when you were young. 1 Big White Chocolate Penis Sucker.
Price: 5.49
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| Small White Chocolate Penis Sucker |
You might be disappointed when I tell you this dick is three inches long. You might be even more upset when I tell you it's about as wide as a pencil. But what if I tell you it's chocolate, and it tastes great? See, I thought you'd like the Small White Chocolate Penis Sucker. The Small White Chocolate Penis Sucker is creamy and tasty. It's just like the ones your grandma used to make from chocolate molds, only a lot more phallic. (We think. We hope.) 1 Small White Chocolate Penis Sucker.
Price: 2.49
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| Black Table Cover |
The plastic-lined Black Table Cover has an absorbent tissue surface and a waterproof plastic back. This Table Cover is big enough to fit one large table or two card tables. It measures 54 inches by 108 inches. A simple black tablecloth makes bright plates and table decorations really pop.
Price: 4.49
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| Big Black Chocolate Penis Sucker |
Ladies, allow me to tell you about one of the most beautiful penises I've ever seen. It was big. Well, not humongous enough to be scary, but big. It was girthy. It had a perfect pink head. And it was chocolate. Yes, girls, this is that penis. It's the tasty Big Black Chocolate Penis Sucker. The Big Black Chocolate Penis Sucker is a whole lotta chocolate dick. Running down the sucker, from the tip, is a gush of white stuff. I'm not sure what it's supposed to be. Glue? Caulk? Caulk sounds about right. This sweet sucker is made from molding chocolate and tastes just like the kind you may have had when you were young. 1 Big Black Chocolate Penis Sucker.
Price: 5.49
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| Bachelorette Party Tattoo |
Get ready to be rock stars with the Bachelorette Party Tattoos. These trendy temporary tattoos are really fun. Stick them on your arms, legs or back for a sexy look. The Bachelorette Party Tattoo sticks on easily and is easy to remove. Get one for your bachelorette or give them out in your goody bags. You will receive one tattoo out of of six designs. Not all of the Bachelorette Party Tattoos are glittery. Some feature slogans like, "Last Night Out," with martini glasses, or "On the Prowl," with an image of a cat. If you order more than one, we will work our hardest to ensure you receive an assortment of temporary tattoos. 1 per package.
Price: .99
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| Pecker Whacker Balloons - 5 |
Pecker Whackers are four foot long balloons, perfect for attacking men at the bar or keeping your bridesmaids in line. Everyone will have tons of fun if you supply them with Pecker Whackers. Pecker Whackers turn a good time into a PARTY! The package contains 5 balloons.
Price: 3.99
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| Bride To Be Sash - Flashing - Really Great! |
The Flashing Bride To Be Sash is a festive sash that's dotted with lots of flashing red lights. Even when the lights aren't flashing, the spectacular pink and white sash attracts attention. This wide sash has a nice feel and is quite large. This is pretty close to the look and feel of a Miss America sash, and I'm willing to bet that your friend will feel like a contestant when she wears it at her bachelorette party. If you want her to look and feel like she is more than second runner-up, pick up our Bachelorette Tiara for the finishing touch.
Price: 8.99
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| Super Fun Penis Candy |
These little peckers are cute. I don't mean that as an insult but they measure a half inch—which is classified as "itsy-bitsy." It's not that the pecker isn't a foreboding beast of an organ, but anything this small is pretty adorable. Despite their small stature, these guys are delicious, with a flavor so big they taste three times their size. They can be distributed as gag snacks at bachelorette parties, used as a fitting topping for penis cakes, or for making cruel jokes. Of course, here at at bachelorette.com we do not condone cruel jokes, no matter how funny they are.
Price: .25
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| 6 Penis Lollipops In A Bouquet |
This Penis Candy Bouquet will look great displayed in the middle of centerpieces or candy dishes at your Bachelorette Party. The Penis Candy Bouquet is a colorful addition to any present—just wrap the present and use the bouquet in place of bow. The multi-colored candy penises poke out from the ends of sticks and are wrapped just like a bouquet of flowers. Each bouquet contains 6 pops - at this price, the bouquet is quite a bargain.
Price: 3.99
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