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| Bachelorette Wild Night Cards |
The Wild Night Card Set includes over 50 Truth or Dare Cards. The Wild Night Cards are a great addition to your bar bachelorette party. The Wild Night Cards ensure you'll have a night out your bachelorette will never forget. They include truths and dares like: Sharing is caring. Teach a guy the value of sharing ... Take a big sip of a stranger's drink. What is the most embarrassing thing that's happened to you in the bedroom? Partying can be exhausting. Ask a random guy to give you a back rub and work out some of that tension. 52 truth or dare cards.
Price: 5.49
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| Dick Head Hoopla |
If you have to be a dickhead, be a dickhead in Dick Head Hoopla. This hilarious ring toss game mandates that you wear a dick on your head, and wait patiently as your friends attempt to land colorful rings around your dick. Two dick headbands are included, so you can face off with a friend, or split into teams. Dick Head Hoopla is an immensely popular game that's great for house parties or outdoor events.
Price: 11.59
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| Bachelorette On the Loose Shotglass Necklace |
This Bachelorette On the Loose Shotglass Necklace has a plastic pink beaded chain with a plastic shotglass attached to it. On the glass are pink kiss marks and the words, "Bachelorette On The Loose." Shotglass necklaces can be a lot of fun, especially at a Bachelorette Party. When people see them around your neck, they tend to buy you shots. Bonus. Anyway, your Bachelorette deserves to get the royal shot treatment - it's her special night!
Price: 2.29
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| Black Bride to Be Tiara and Veil |
The Black Bride to Be Tiara and Veil is a headband veil that features the words "Bride to Be" across the top. A sheer black veil flows from the back of the tiara. This tiara and veil are both black, which may strike you as odd. A black tiara and veil set would be great to poke fun at the bachelorette who isn't into the idea of a bachelorette party. The Black Bride to Be Tiara and Veil is an excellent choice for the bachelorette with more sophisticated or alternative tastes.
Price: 8.99
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| Penis Pasta - Penis Shaped Pasta |
Penis Pasta is a fun thing to have at a bachelorette party. I wish it was less expensive. The box is 8.8 ounces, while most boxes of pasta at the super market are 1 pound. If you are planning to make Penis Pasta Salad, we suggest using two boxes of this pecker pasta for a recipe that calls for one box of regular pasta.
Price: 4.99
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| Love A Shot - Flashing Shot Glass Necklace |
The Love A Shot shot glass is a shot glass that can be worn around your neck. I repeat, a shot glass than can be worn! Forget all those wasted moments spent setting down and picking up your drink. The world is too fast paced for that kind of inefficiency. Get your shot, down your shot, then let it drop. This blinking red device really is that simple. No need to worry about breaking or misplacement, when it's connected to your body! Wear your heart and your liquor on your sleeve as you proudly proclaim your affinity for alcohol.
Price: 2.99
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| Huge Light Up Engagement Ring |
The Huge Light Up Rings come in an array of exquisite styles. The Light Up Rings are so cool, we think your bachelorette will want to give up her real engagement ring in exchange for one. Okay, maybe not. But these rings will make a a great addition to your bachelorette's ensemble or to your bridesmaids' fingers. The Huge Light Up Rings are adjustable and come in pink and blue. They are in different shapes like hearts, squares and rectangles. Each ring lights up from inside with three flashing lights. The ring(s) you receive will be chosen at random. They look great out at the bar or at a house party. 1 per package.
Price: 2.49
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| Bead Necklace With A Shot Glass |
The Mardi Gras Beads with a Shot Glass will be a huge hit at a bachelorette party, birthday party, or bar hop! The 33-inch string of beads has a fully functional shot glass hanging from it. Giving the bachelorette one of these necklaces guarantees she won't have to pay for a single shot. The necklaces come in an assortment of colors: purple, red, silver, gold, yellow and green. Your necklaces will be randomly selected. If you order a dozen shot glass necklaces, you will enjoy a significant discount and an assortment of colors. Click either photo for a larger, more detailed image.
Price: 1.79
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| Crotchless Panties in Virgin White |
We all know the bachelorette will be completely chaste up until her wedding night. She's a modest maiden, innocent in speech and dress. Why, you've never even heard her cuss! The closest she's gotten to sex was the time little Billy McMann fell and accidentally touched her butt in the 2nd grade. Get your chaste maiden the action she deserves on her wedding night, with the risque Crotchless Panties in Virgin White. The Crotchless Panties make a great gag gift—one she might actually use. The Crotchless Thong is lacy and white. One Size Fits Most.
Price: 14.99
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| Penis Pens - Set of Three |
The Peni Pens are regular ball point pens that are capped with extraordinary penises. This package comes with three light pink penis pens. Each is topped with penis-shaped cap. Use the Penis Pens when you play games, or pass them out as party favors for your guests to take home. Peni Pens make writing and doodling a whole lot more fun.
Price: 3.99
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| Black Penis Straws - 10 Straws |
The Black Dicky Penis Straws are deep chocolate in color. These straws may not be exactly like real penises, but they are long and hard, which is a plus. The Black Penis Straws will have your guests rolling laughing as they sip their drinks. 10 straws per package.
Price: 5.49
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| Neon Penis Straws - 10 Straws |
I'm not sure how much real penises cost, but I think getting 10 phallic-shaped products for under $10 is a pretty good deal. The Neon Penis Straws come in bright neon colors. Whatever you sip through them will most likely taste infinitely better than what you're used to. 10 penis straws per package.
Price: 5.49
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| Groomsmen Button Set - For a Party or Rehearsal Dinner |
Show off the ring bearer, best man and groomsmen with the Groomsmen Button Set. Wear these out to the bar or strip club for special treatment. Or use them for good, at the rehearsal dinner, so all the guests know who's close to the groom. The Groomsmen Buttons feature 4 buttons that say "Groomsmen," one that says, "Best Man," one that says, "Father of the Bride," one that says, "Father of the Groom" and one that says, "Ringbearer." They feature a black tuxedo and silver and white lettering. 8 buttons per package.
Price: 4.99
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| Penis Whistle |
The Penis Whistle is a tiny penis that you'll really enjoy blowing. Blowing into, I mean. Get your wild group of bachelorette party guests going with the Penis Whistles. They hang on pretty pink ribbons so every guest can wear one around her neck. Use them when you're playing games, or to find each other on a bar crawl. One penis whistle per package.
Price: 2.99
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| Pink Penis Straws - 12 Straws |
There are no boys allowed at the bachelorette party, but bachelorette bashes still require plenty of penis! Hit your penis quota with the Pink Penis Straws. These white straws are topped with cute little pink penises—much more attractive than the real thing, I must say. 12 straws per package.
Price: 5.99
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| Large Penis Cake Pan - Big Boy |
Hey you! Are you looking to make a really large penis cake? I'm down with that! Everyone likes a penis cake. Penis lovers want to eat it and penis haters want to cut it. This large cake pan is dubbed "Big Boy," and it makes a BIG penis cake. It uses a box of cake batter. This mold is really sturdy too. It will last for years. You'll want to remember to grease it up before you put the batter in, though because the surface is not non-stick (does that make it a stick surface?). The Large Penis Cake Pan is the perfect size for a whole box of cake mix and an entire can of frosting. When we used it, it took just over 40 minutes to bake a cake in it. The cooking time was similar to a bundt cake pan. Half the fun of this Big Boy Cake is frosting and decorating the cake once it has cooled. For flesh-tone frosting, you can purchase butterscotch, caramel or milk chocolate frosting. If the bride is marrying someone who is extremely pale you could go with vanilla or even strawberry frosting for her penis cake but butterscotch is pretty pale looking. Don't use German chocolate frosting for a penis cake because it just looks diseased with all of the coconut in there. Don't forget to add chocolate sprinkles for hair! At one bachelorette party I hosted, we cooked the Big Boy Penis Cake and a regular rectangular sheet cake. We then made the rectangle cake look like boxer shorts and placed the Large Penis Cake on top. Its was so easy and a huge hit! This penis cake pan is 12 1/2 inches by 10 inches by 3 inches deep.
Price: 19.99
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| Biggins Boob Cake Pan |
Sometimes you can't get a real, live girl to show up at your party. If you're having a (gasp!) stripperless bachelor party, whether out of fear or necessity, try just getting a great rack to come instead. The Biggins Cake Pan features a pair of DDs for you to frost, nibble and eat. The Biggins Boob Cake Pan is easy to use—just fill it with your bachelor's favorite cake mix, bake and cool. Now frost creatively to make a perfect pair of edible tatas. Contains 1 aluminum bosom shaped cake pan.
Price: 17.99
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| Penis Party Napkins - 8 |
Let's Party! The Penis Party Napkins are wild and silly. I bet you've never seen a penis this excited—he's so into it he's almost bursting out of the napkin. Okay, so maybe you have seen a penis this excited. No need to get competitive. Anyway, the purple Penis Party Napkins feature a realistic peach colored penis, surrounded by multi-colored balloons. The plate is purple with yellow accents. The words "Let's Party!" adorn the bottoms of the napkins. These napkins are super cute. Your guests will love dragging the happy "Let's Party!" penis over their lips.
Price: 3.49
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| The 99 Cent Penis Lollipop |
The 99 Cent Penis Pop is a great deal. This tiny, scrumptious penis shapedlollipop is shaped like a short, fat penis and comes in 4 flavors: strawberry, grape, cherry and yellow. Okay, we know yellow isn't exactly a flavor. We'll just call the yellow one "fruit-flavored." The 99 Cent Penis Pops taste and look great. You can hand them out as party favors, use them to decorate cakes or wrap them up in a bow on a gift. However you choose to use them, the 99 Cent Penis Pops look and taste awesome. These are the perfect pop to purchase if you have a lot of mouths to fill. When you buy the 99 Cent Penis Pop, you will get a random flavor (or a random assortment, if you buy one for all your guests). 1 penis lollipop per package.
Price: .99
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| A Martini Glass With A Bridal Veil |
The Sparking Martini Glass With Veil is the perfect way to have your party stand out from the rest! This adorable silver and pink sparkling martini glass has white veil attached to it, and a message on the cup's brim letting everyone know that it's definitely a "Girls' Night Out!" Use it as a special Bride-to-Be goblet! Show her how important she is tonight by hooking her up with this cute cup. 1 plastic sparking martini glass.
Price: 6.99
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| Dirty Minds- A Great Party Game! |
A dirty mind IS a terrible thing to waste, however, in this game it won't get you very far! The object of the Dirty Minds game is to guess the "clean" answer from several dirty clues. This isn't as easy as it sounds. Here is an example of a question from the game: -I'm a four letter word -I'm a name for a woman -I end in "u-n-t" If your first answer wasn't "Aunt," you are going to love this game!
Price: 19.99
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