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| Bachelorette T-Shirt - Medium |
Whenever a bachelorette party is around, people always want to know who the bride-to-be is. Save yourself some breath by buying your friend this shirt. It will pre-empt any questions. The Bachelorette Tee is white with rich pink detail and lettering. A burst of graphic flowers flows over the front of the shirt, and the words, "Bachelorette" are spelled out across the chest. We use nice-quality white shirts. In fact, if the shirt remains stain free for the entire evening you can use it during a casual bridal shower. Keeping a t-shirt stain free for an entire bachelorette party might prove to be a challenge though. Just think of the pizza, booze, punch, late night chili-dogs, etc. There must be hundreds of items waiting to stain a bride-to-be shirt. Have fun keeping it clean. This one is a size Medium. See below for the Bachelorette shirt in other sizes as well.
Price: 9.99
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| Bachelorette T-Shirt - Small |
Whenever a bachelorette party is around, people always want to know who the bride-to-be is. Save yourself some breath by buying your friend this shirt. It will pre-empt any questions. The Bachelorette Tee is white with rich pink detail and lettering. A burst of graphic flowers flows over the front of the shirt, and the words, "Bachelorette" are spelled out across the chest. We use nice-quality white shirts. In fact, if the shirt remains stain free for the entire evening you can use it during a casual bridal shower. Keeping a t-shirt stain free for an entire bachelorette party might prove to be a challenge though. Just think of the pizza, booze, punch, late night chili-dogs, etc. There must be hundreds of items waiting to stain a bride-to-be shirt. Have fun keeping it clean. This one is a size Small. See below for the Bachelorette shirt in other sizes as well.
Price: .00
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| Penis Soap - Cleans Your Hands Too |
Are you confused about whether your guests want to get dirty or clean? If so, you need some Penis Soap. Our Penis Soap is perfect for bachelorette parties. You can place it in your bathrooms and by the kitchen sink. Your guests will laugh when they realize what they're rubbing their hands against. Penis Soap is also perfect in grab bags or as pinata filler. Your guests can take them home and use them in the bath or shower. Their husbands and boyfriends will love it. How big is Penis Soap? It fits in the palm of your hand, measuring at about 3 inches long. It's translucent pink and has a light vanilla scent.
Price: 2.49
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| Air Pump - Perfect for Blowup Dolls |
You know you'll be laughing and talking all night at the bachelorette party, so don't waste your breath inflating your blowup dolls! This high-quality air pump does all the work for you, so you can sit back, relax and enjoy the party. This air pump is perfect for blowup dolls, air mattresses, and pool toys. You'll get a lot of use out of it. 1 air pump.
Price: 14.99
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| #1 Bachelorette Foam Finger |
Get noticed at the bar with the #1 Bachelorette Foam Finger! This giant pink foam finger slips over the bachelorette's hand and gets attention from afar. It's just like the ones you see at baseball games, only this foam finger was made especially for her big night out. The #1 Bachelorette Foam Finger is 18 inches long and features a woman's hand wearing a giant wedding ring. One side says, "#1 Bachelorette Foam Finger," while the other side says, "Buy Me a Drink!" We love the #1 Bachelorette Foam Finger because it will definitely get your bachelorette noticed everywhere: in the car, walking around town or out at the club. Get one for your bachelorette.
Price: 7.99
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| Crackhead Charlie - Winning Love Doll |
Throw the world's most winning bachelorette party with the Crackhead Charlie Love Doll. Do you want to party with the warlock rockstar from Mars? Just add air and this neurotic nutjob will show you his two and a half personalities, warlock fangs, firebreathing fists and Adonis DNA. Does not include: Goddesses 7 gram rocks Tiger's Blood Adonis DNA Gallon of scotch Smokes 1 Crackhead Charlie Winning Love Doll
Price: 31.99
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| Giant Foam Penis - Fits Over Your Hand |
Ever look down at your hand and feel like something's missing? All the knuckles are there, sure; and all your digits seem to be in the proper order. But, really, why be happy with just a han?. Instead, you could look down and see a giant pink foam penis. Doesn't this sound better already?! The Giant Foam Penis is an 18 inch foam penis that fits over your hand, just like one of those foam baseball fingers. The Giant Foam Penis has a phallic-shape, with a big happy face. It says, "Girls Night Out" on one side and "Buy Me a Drink!" on the other. You can get a Giant Foam Penis for your bachelorette to wave, or even get them for all the girls at your party. The Giant Foam Penis makes for hilarious pictures and come-ons at the bar. 1 Giant Foam Penis.
Price: 7.99
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| Bright Pink Cups - 25 - 9 Oz |
Need some cute cups for your party setup? The Hot Pink Cups are perfect! These small, dainty cups are a deep pink, and are the perfect size for mixed drinks or shots. Because they're solid pink, they look great with all kinds of party themes. The Hot Pink Cups hold 9 ounces of liquid and there are 25 to a package.
Price: 5.39
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| Small Bright Pink Napkins - 25 |
The Small Hot Pink Napkins are a great napkin for your bachelorette party table. These absorbent napkins are a deep pink and look perfect with most any bachelorette party theme. Use them under beverages or place them next to food trays on your snack table. 25 napkins.
Price: 4.39
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| Small Bright Pink Plates - 25 Plates |
The Small Bright Pink Plates are the perfect size for snacks and desserts. These 7 inch plates are bright pink and look great with most bachelorette party themes. There are 25 plates in this packages, making it a great value. If you have any left over, you can use the Small Bright Pink Plates for any party. 25 plates.
Price: 5.99
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| The Realistic Penis Pistol |
Very rarely do you get to delight and gross out your friends in the very same moment, but the Penis Pistol makes this oxymoron possible! The Realistic Penis Pistol is a water gun that looks like a penis. It's 6.5 inches long, which is a pretty average penis size, and just over an inch in diameter. Hold onto the balls and pull the trigger: you'll be squirting your friends in no time. The Realistic Penis Pistol fills through a hole in its side. Be creative and fill it with whatever you like: water, milk, coconut water, yogurt. You get the idea. You can buy a few Penis Pistols for the girls at your party and have an all out war. Penis Pistols are perfect for house or outdoor parties. 1 Penis Pistol per package.
Price: 5.49
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| Butterscotch Penis Party Pack |
Impress the bachelorette with the Butterscotch Penis Party Pack. These tiny dicks, tits, labias and butts fit perfectly in your mouth?-in fact, you might be able to get five or six of them in there at once! Bet you never thought you could say that. These realistic butterscotch candies are detailed with pink to make them even more realistic. They make a great gift. Or you can use them to decorate your snack table or cake. They taste just like the molded chocolates your grandmother used to make. About 35 candies per package.
Price: 9.99
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| Dicks and Lips Candy Pack |
The Dicks and Lips Candy Pack is filled to the brim with creamy dicks and succulent lips. These soft candies have a chocolate texture and are flavored with butterscotch (the dicks) and cherry (the lips). The Dicks and Lips Candy Pack will look really cute on your snack table or as an edible decoration on your bar table. Contains about 40 chocolates. They're pretty tasty!
Price: 9.99
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| Chocolate Penis Party Pack |
Impress the bachelorette with the Chocolate Penis Party Pack. These tiny dicks, tits, labias and butts fit perfectly in your mouth?-in fact, you might be able to get five or six of them in there at once! Bet you never thought you could say that. These hocolate candies are detailed with light brown to make them even more realistic. They make a great gift. Or you can use them to decorate your snack table or cake. They taste just like the molded chocolates your grandmother used to make. About 35 candies per package.
Price: 9.99
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| The Create Your Own Party Sash |
The Create Your Own Party Sash is a white sash that comes with a pink marker, so you can personalize it. This white sash is lined wish bright pink sequins. Use the included fabric pen to write anything you want on the sash! You can write your bachelorette's name, or an inside joke that only you and she share. The Create Your Own Sash kit comes in handy when you don't want a traditional sash, for whatever reason. 1 White Sash and 1 Fabric Pen.
Price: 9.99
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| Blow Me Bubbles |
The Blow Me Bubbles come in a cute, tiny, penis-shaped container. These bubbles are just like the ones you blew as a kid, only they come in a container that looks like something you blew as an adult. The Penis Bubbles are perfect for any bachelorette party. They'll make everyone laugh; plus, who doesn't like blowing bubbles? Bring them to the bar to shock fellow patrons or see who can blow the biggest bubbles at home. Make sure to grab a few so all your guests can blow! The Blow Me Bubbles make great party favors or pinata filler. 1 container of Blow Me Bubbles.
Price: 2.99
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| The Candy Bra |
You know, bras are never comfortable, and the Candy Bra is no exception. At least the Candy Bra is cool as all hell! This edible bra ties on and is made of the same candy tarts you remember from childhood. The Candy Bra is light pink with bright red hearts in just the right places. The Candy Bra features a really cute heart design. Take pictures of your bachelorette wearing her new brassiere. Make lucky boys at the bar eat it off her, in a twist on the classic Suck for a Buck Game (she can wear it over her shirt, of course). The Candy Bra also makes a great gift for the bride-to-be and her groom to enjoy. Contains 1 Candy Bra.
Price: 9.99
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| Naughty Toilet Paper |
Here is a little secret: at every bachelorette party I attend, I bring a roll of Naughty Toilet Paper. I do this because I know that every woman in the room will see it at some point and that it will catch her by surprise. I think Naughty Toilet Paper is one of the best, well-thought-out party decorations you can have. I give it my highest recommendation.
Price: 3.99
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| Big Pecker Banner |
Set the ambiance for your bachelorette party with this Big Pecker Banner. With alternating pink and purple peckers strung up all around the room, your guests will be sure to be impressed with your glamorous decorating style and sense of color coordination. If they fail to tell you how impressed they are, it's probably because they are laughing so hard that they can't say anything at all! Just know in your heart, they're jealous of your talent. Each string has 10 peckers on it that stand about 10 inches tall with balls that are about 7 inches wide.
Price: 4.99
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| Penis Slippers - Fun To Stomp Around In |
Let's face it, most men are led around by their genitals. Why not make that distinction clearer with these new plush Penis Slippers. With a pair of furry fun poles pointing the way, you'll know who's navigating the ship. Great for lounging around the house or as party wear, these slippers are comfortable and designed to fit almost everyone . At this low price they cost substantially less than the average pair of slippers with the added bonus of a fake flesh hood ornament. Although the idea of wearing Penis Slippers might not be for everyone, but the idea of foot comfort is. They work great but expect a lot more neighborly smiles when retrieving your newspaper.
Price: 7.99
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| Dicky Charms - Penis Candy Necklace |
When I tried the Dicky Charms Necklace, I must admit, I only expected a stretchy tart necklace. What i got was a lifestyle. I am now a penis candy necklace wearer full-time. (not really) Strung onto the one-size-fits-all elastic band is an assortment of multicolored wee-wees. They taste great and have a distinctive shape! Cute enough for everyday wear, and raunchy enough for novelty wear, this necklace is perfect for the Bride with a sweet tooth. Heck, it's so good it's perfect for everyone.
Price: 2.99
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