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| This Party Banner Spells Out B-A-C-H... |
The B-A-C-H-E-L-O-R-E-T-T-E Party Banner is simply a must-have in the bachelorette party decoration world. Most banners for this occasion have penises and all sorts of other silly things all over them. If that's a little too extreme for your bachelorette, this banner is the way to go. It's cute, chic, and stylish, with big shiny metallic pink letters spelling out "BACHELORETTE PARTY." This banner is perfect for the bar or in an entrance way at home.
Price: 5.99
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| Mini Pecker Party Trays - 3 Trays for Bachelorette Party Snacks |
This kit of Mini Pecker Party Trays come with three penis shaped trays. Fill them up with candies, chips, vegetables, cookies, or anything else you want to set out for the party guests to enjoy. Look at them as functional decorations. Not only are they functional, they are also reusable. This way when the indecisive Bachelorette leaves her fourth husband for her fifth, and so on, you don't have to buy new trays for her party.
Price: 4.99
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| Pink and Purple Penis Straws - 8 Straws |
The Pink and Purple Penis straws are pastel and pretty. These Penis Straws are perfect for the girl who likes a feminine touch. You know, feminine penis straws. The Pink and Purple Penis Straws go great with the Bachelorette Party Pecker Plates , and the Last Ride For the Bride Party Pack . 8 straws per package.
Price: 4.49
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| Bachelorette Sash - Satiny Pink |
This Satiny Pink Bachelorette Sash is one of the prettiest sashes we have. This sash is made of top-quality fabric. The edges are lined with dark pink sequins to give it some added flair. Your Bachelorette will undoubtedly look like a beauty queen strutting her stuff wearing this enchanting satiny sash.
Price: 7.99
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| Light-Up Mega-Carat Ring |
The Light-Up Mega-Carat Ring is a great way for your Bachelorette or the entire Bachelorette Party to draw mega attention! This ring will arrive in either a pretty pink or a sassy silver color. If you twist the gem, a bright red light beams out of it. Kind of like a lighthouse, except it will send out guiding signals to all of the hot guys in the bar. They will be magically drawn in, beyond their control.
Price: 2.99
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| Penis Sippy Straws - 6 Silly Straws |
Penis Sippy Straws remind me of straws my mom used to buy when I was a kid. It was a lot of fun to watch my beloved chocolate milk race up through the squiggles with each sip. Anyway, instead of squiggles, these straws are shaped like penises. Who would've guessed? Their neon pink color promises to glow in the black light really well. These are the perfect things to stick in your mouth... at the bachelorette party. Each package contains 6 straws.
Price: 3.99
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| The Little Bit Naughty Veil |
The Little Bit Naughty Veil is a very understated penis veil. Is that possible? Why, yes, it is. The Little Bit Naughty Veil is made of white tulle. It's decorated with tiny, shiny, colorful penis cut-outs. The Little Bit Naughty Veil will hang halfway down your bachelorette's back. If your bachelorette is fun but not buck wild, this veil will suit her tastes.
Price: 8.99
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| A Pink Wig |
Make the bachelorette and bridal party memorable out on the town with the Pink Wigs! The Pink Wig is bright and shoulder length. The Wig is easy to cut and style so you can all look great. The Pink Wig is an ultra-fun way to draw attention to your bachelorette or group. The Pink Wig is the ultimate in dress up and looks fantastic with all kinds of outfits. 1 wig per package.
Price: 5.99
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| Penis Cookie Cutters |
Penis Cookie Cutters can be used to make three different sizes of penis cookies. Your guests will be impressed with your creative cooking abilities. These are some really large Penis Cookie Cutters. The largest of the 3 sizes is 10 inches long. If you make a batch of penis cookies, you should only expect to get 3-5 cookies from it. Penis cookies make fun decorations and dessert at a bachelorette party. Your guests will certainly enjoy breaking the penis cookies in two.
Price: 4.99
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| Pink Beads |
Need a quick, cheap way to make all your bachelorette party guests match? The Pink Beads are the perfect accessory. This set comes with 12 strands. Dress your guests up in the Pink Beads or put the beads in a pinata. You can also hand the Pink Beads out in loot bags. The Pink Beads go with lots of different tanks and tiaras. Layer them with Black Beads for a fashionable look. 12 strands of beads.
Price: 2.99
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| Feather Boa - Hot Pink |
For months now we have wanted to carry a feather boa. Someone suggested the idea to us and we thought it was a good one. We started by ordering some in. We ordered a whole case of boas that turned out to be terrible. They were all scrawny and sickly looking. Next we shopped for a nicer one, but they were all too expensive. Eventually we found this one which is thick, soft, and nice. It is the best boa this price can buy. Perfect for the discerning bachelorette.
Price: 5.99
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| Bachelorette Party Caution Tape |
Your bachelorette party is going to be really wild. Why not give the neighbors fair warning by wrapping Bachelorette Caution Tape around the tree out front or around your porch railing? It says "Caution: Bachelorette Party - Danger: Wild Women." It is 20 feet long. That's enough to warn the whole 'hood. Try not to get tangled in it.
Price: 3.49
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| Penis Party Plates - Small |
Let's Party! The Penis Party Plates are wild and silly. I bet you've never seen a penis this excited—he's so stoked he's almost bursting out of the plate. Okay, so maybe you have seen a penis this excited. No need to get competitive. Anyway, the purple Penis Party Plates feature a realistic peach colored penis, surrounded by multi-colored balloons. The plate is purple with yellow accents. The words "Let's Party!" adorn the bottom of the plate. These plates are super cute and a surefire way to get your guests cracking jokes and eating slices of penis cake.
Price: 3.99
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| Big Pecker Centerpiece |
The Big Pecker Centerpiece is about six inches tall—an average sized penis, but still pretty cute! This pink cartoon penis features a smiley face and big, squishy, squeezable balls. The Big Penis Centerpiece stays erect on your table and wows your guests. Eat pizza or cake and marvel at this Big Pecker Centerpiece. The Big Pecker Centerpiece comes with paperclips so you can easily hold his balls open (a sentence we hope we never have to type again).
Price: 3.49
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| Bachelorette Party Confetti - Lips Style |
Bachelorette Lips Confetti will add sparkle and glitz to your Bachelorette Party. Everyone loves to throw confetti! The bag includes big metallic kisses that are both light pink and dark pink, and little silver dots. You can sprinkle Lips Confetti on the tables and counter tops, add it to invitations, or you could put some in clear balloons before you blow them up. Sadly, the quarter is not included!
Price: 2.49
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| Pecker Nose Eyeglasses |
Everyone has that crazy friend. She'll do anything you dare her to do. Skinny dip? Sure. Ask a random guy for a drink? Child's play. Order the stripper for the bachelorette party? Of course, he's already on speed dial. Pose for pictures in the Pecker Nose Glasses? Hmm. This might be too much, even for her. The Pecker Nose Glasses turn any old average nose into a short, girthy penis. These eyeglasses are ridiculous, but we think you'll find a great use for them. We're thinking that use involves photos and blackmail, but, hey, that's just us. 1 pair of Pecker Nose Eyeglasses per package.
Price: 3.79
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| Feather Boa - Midnight Black |
For months now we have wanted to carry a feather boa. Someone suggested the idea to us and we thought it was a good one. We started by ordering some in. We ordered a whole case of boas that turned out to be terrible. They were all scrawny and sickly looking. Next we shopped for a nicer one, but they were all too expensive. Eventually we found this one which is thick, soft, and nice. It is the best boa this price can buy. Perfect for the discerning bachelorette.
Price: 5.99
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| Pecker Napkins - 8 |
Peter Pecker picked a pack of 8 perky peckered napkins. Pecker Napkins are cocktail-sized napkins good for drinks or with cake. I wrote a poem about Pecker Napkins! Here it goes: Oh pecker napkins, you aren't too thick, you aren't too big, but you have a bunch of dicks. I didn't say it was a good poem. I hope you enjoy these Pecker Napkins.
Price: 2.99
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| Bachelorette Checklist Gift Bag |
The Bachelorette's Checklist Gift Bag has a fun scavenger hunt game on the bag. The bag can hold a gift, or you could use it to hold party favors for the bachelorette party guests. This is a mid-sized bag—big enough to fit a veil and a few party favors. Just so you know, it's a hair too short to hold a bottle of wine. Some of the dares on this bag include: Collect a condom from a guy at the bar Get the digits of a guy at the bar Have a beer chugging contest Get spanked from the hottest guy at the bar Ask a guy at the bar for a pair of his underwear The Bachelorette Checklist Gift Bag is a gift in and of itself!
Price: 2.99
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| The "Little Guy" Inflatable Penis |
Ok, maybe a three foot inflatable unit isn't a little guy. But compared to our six foot tall version, he is kind of small. The "Little Guy" Inflatable Penis is a great bar accessory. You can pass it around the dance floor, sit it next to the bachelorette, or make the people you meet sign it. This inflatable is fun to have at your house party, too—your guests will be thrilled by it.
Price: 11.99
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| Penis Necklace - Glow In The Dark |
Wearing the Glow In The Dark Penis Necklace is like wearing a dildo around your neck. This is truly one of the boldest, and biggest, bachelorette party items we sell. It does glow in the dark pretty well and it also glows when exposed to black light as well. You'll light up the party with this necklace. Literally.
Price: 3.49
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